overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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A teenager in Florida has been expelled from school and charged with two felonies simply because her girlfriend’s parents disapprove of their relationship. She now faces two years of house arrest and a year of probation.
Kaitlyn Hunt was a popular student at Sebastian River High School, participating in everything from cheerleading to basketball. Hunt began dating another female student and the latter girl’s parents became enraged, according to Hunt’s parents. Kaitlyn was 17 at the time the relationship began, while her girlfriend was 15. Upon Kaitlyn’s 18th birthday, her girlfriend’s parents sent the police to the Hunt home and the teenager was arrested.
Hunt was charged with two felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery on a child. Then, weeks before her graduation, Hunt was expelled from school.
“[The girlfriend’s parents] are out to destroy my daughter,” Hunt’s mother told the Examiner, “because they feel like she ‘made’ their daughter gay. They see being gay as wrong and they blame my daughter. Of course, I see it 100% differently. I don’t see or label these girls as gay. They are teenagers in high school experimenting with their sexuality — with mutual consent. And even if their daughter is gay, who cares? She is still their daughter.”
Infuriating. So many things wrong with this.
First, this is a case of homophobic parents blackmailing a girl they don’t like in a slimy, roundabout way that serves to mask their bigotry. I can’t believe what a cheap shot they took. Absolutely disgusting.
Second, “I don’t see these girls as gay”? Cool, thanks, Mom. Thank goodness she’s not disowning her daughter, but I don’t totally see this as being supportive either.
Third, there’s a petition circulating to drop or lessen the charges against Kaitlyn. Go sign it. And try not to lose faith in humanity, even though people like this exist.
I almost cried reading this
FUCKING FLORIDA.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE “THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH” AND STILL BE LITTERED WITH FUCKING ASSHOLES.
| jane: | i'm hungry |
| maura: | did you know having sex helps you feel less hungry it is a fact |
| jane: | i stubbed my toe |
| maura: | did you know sex helps you not stub your toe in the morning proven fact |
| jane: | i have a broken toilet |
| maura: | did you know sex helps you obtain the skills of a retired plumber |
| jane: | i can't see it's dark |
| maura: | did you know sex improves daylight by 900% |
| jane: | *sneezes* |
| maura: | someone's getting a cold, you know what they say about sex. it prevents colds. |
| jane: | i- |
| maura: | did you know sex helps you finish most of your sentences? |
| jane: | *breathes* |
| maura: | sex |
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